The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
