They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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