I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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