You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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