I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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