love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
