Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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