Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
