i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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