have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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