I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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