Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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