Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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