Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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