You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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