He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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