That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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