Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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