grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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