I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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