I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
