well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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