Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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