I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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