It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
