Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
