Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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