bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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