If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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