Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it glows. i had to have it.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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