Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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