how can u be prego again
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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