no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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