So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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