a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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