love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Randomize
