One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
