Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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