Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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