everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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