He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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