I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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