He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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