Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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