Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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