Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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