This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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