you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Randomize
