haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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