So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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