Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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