what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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