My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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