check it out our google latitudes are spooning
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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